"I invented the cordless extension cord."
Since the wheel and fire have already been invented, I'll invent something else. Something amazing. Something the world will not be able to live without! Here's what I'm thinking...
How they work: Pretty self-explanitory. My eyes always suffer from sunburn in the summer, but what fool would put sunscreen on their eyeball? This is where my eyedrops come in. Just a little *drop, drop* and you're ready to stare UV-rays in the eye! Oh. That hurts, don't do that. Just use the eyedrops.
How it works: If you're like me, you dread the winter for various reasons, one of which being the painful task of scraping snow and ice off your car in freezing temperatures. Snow-Be-Gone would do the work for you! It's a magical spray that melts ice and dissolves snow on contact, leaving you with a frost-free car in half the time! Then again, you'd still have to take the time in the bitter cold to spray the stuff all over your car...Hmm. I'll work on this one.
How they work: I would imagine that in the near future, textbooks will cease to exsist. They will all be electronic, like so much of our world today. However, I like having tangible text in my hand...It's the weight I dislike, and so does my back. Somehow, I would figure out a way to make textbooks literally light as paper. I'll accept insight on this one. That's all I've got.
- Self-cleaning Shopping Carts
How they work: I know I'm not the only one that absolutely hates touching the shopping cart handle. Can you say "ew?" The self-cleaning shopping cart would clean itself after each use with a little sanitizing buffer wheel that would wrap around the handle and sweep across it to throughly sanitize the nasty carts. Do you see my vision here? It would be much better if I could use sound effects in my descriptions...
So there you have it. The world would be a better place and I would be a wealthier woman with these simple, yet brilliant (haha) inventions.
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